From the recording Porch Music
Lyrics
Chat Bot Song © 2025 Jim Bickerstaff
I asked my ChatBot to write me a love song
A couple of verses, bridge, and a chorus, about three to four minutes long
With a melody that makes the angels rearrange their thongs
And a chorus everybody knows, and they all sing along
This is what I got
Good morning, Alexa, It’s more than a feeling
Lean on me, baby we can work it out
Because there’s something in the way you move me
Let’s give them something to talk about
Yeah, something to talk about
I immediately recognized, this might be a pretty good tune
Not pedantic rhymes like on Sesame Street or that classic moon in June
So, I modified my query, and I gave it a heavy lift
Make this song an ear worm that outsells Taylor Swift
She Said
You’re looking for that American Girl, the one with the hella hair
This is a Love Story, and Our Song is floating in the air
Today was a Fairy Tale, try not to scoff
Its been a Cruel Summer, but we just have to Shake it Off
Yeah baby got to Shake it Off
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It was clear I was just a tweak away from writing the perfect song
Roaring up the charts with a silver bullet all the way to number one
So I typed in just one more line to make it universal
Keep everything you have so far, but make it more commercial
She said
I’d like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony
Hold the pickle, hold the lettuce, bet your ass it won’t upset us
It’s the best part of waking up, obey your thirst, don’t doubt it
Its the real thing, so don’t leave home without it
No don’t leave home without it
